Letourneau construction bill of Spring 2024

In Session April 25th, 2024

Letourneau University Student Senate 

Sponsored by Chairman Smith, Hancock, PPT Farmer and Senators Farley, Zoboroski, Tedrow and one Marvin Heemeyer

A Bill 

Relating to the funding of a Komatsu D355A bulldozer, various 1in. thick steel plates, cooling system upgrades, and Quikrete

Be it enacted by the LeTourneau University Student Senate 

Short Title 

Section A. 

The "Killdozer Construction Funding Act of Spring 2024" may be referred to as the "LeTourneau Construction Bill of Spring 2024.”

Appropriations 

Section B. 

1.    A total of one million monopoly dollars shall be allocated for the construction of the killdozer

2. Both Park Place and Boardwalk will be purchased to support continual funding and provide a place for construction

Effective Date 

Section C. 

This bill will become effective immediately upon passage, in our hearts.  

Stipulations 

Section D. 

The funds will be used for the purchase of 1 Komatsu D355A bulldozer, lots of ½ in. thick steel plating, a larger radiator for said bulldozer, a larger water pump, a larger coolant box, and many many pounds of Quikrete. All funds not used shall revert back to the banker to fund those who pass GO.

Explanations and Reasoning 

Section E. 

"God blessed me in advance for the task that I am about to undertake. It is my duty. God has asked me to do this. It's a cross that I am going to carry and I'm carrying it in God's name." - Marvin Heemeyer

The Executive Cabinet had a steak dinner last week, and this did not sit well with those who are not a part of the cabinet. Therefore, reasonable men sometimes must do unreasonable things when they feel as if the government is not treating them fairly, shout out Big Marv.